Golf Quotes (88 quotes)
Funny Golf Sayings and Quotes
These funny golf quotes and sayings are bound to have you hooked. If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a one iron. Not even God can hit a one iron. They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken. It's a funny old game. One day you're a statue, the next you're a pigeon.
Bob Hope Sayings on the Game
Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny golf quotes, funny golf sayings, and funny golf proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources. I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot. Don Adams.
Golf quotes for the seasoned pro, the casual weekend golfer and everyone in between. As you peruse this great collection, your mind will be thinking of some of your best shots from past days on the links. Enjoy these insights and remember: no mulligans! Author Unknown. Golf is a game where the ball always lies poorly and the player always lies well.