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To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. Reba McEntire. An angel appears at a meeting of religious leaders and tells their leader that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behaviour, God will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty. The leader sighs and says, 'I should have taken the money. The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.
Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny life quotes, funny life sayings, and funny life proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources. My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. Rodney Dangerfield. Age is of no importance unless you're a cheese. Billie Burke.
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Get the quote of the day click here. I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Steven Wright Click to tweet. Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. Spanish proverb Click to tweet.
I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water. Your secrets are safe with me I wasn't even listening. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. Did you just fall?