Funny wise sayings and quotes about life

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Funny Quotes (7704 quotes)

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Inspirational Words of Wisdom. Let these funny quotes about life remind you of such times but also you can read between the lines and find the wisdom that they offer.

76 Funny Quotes about Life

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. Reba McEntire. An angel appears at a meeting of religious leaders and tells their leader that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behaviour, God will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty. The leader sighs and says, 'I should have taken the money. The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny life quotes, funny life sayings, and funny life proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources. My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. Rodney Dangerfield. Age is of no importance unless you're a cheese. Billie Burke.

The Best And Funniest Quotes

Here is a great collection of witty funny sayings that is sure to put a smile on your face. Cast your vote for the best saying and see which phrases other people liked.

Get the quote of the day click here. I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Steven Wright Click to tweet. Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. Spanish proverb Click to tweet.

I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water. Your secrets are safe with me I wasn't even listening. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. Did you just fall?

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  1. Funny wise quotes and sayings: 'I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.'.

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