Santa Claus Quotes (74 quotes)
Funny Dear Santa Quote
Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine. Your bank account can be overdrawn, but it can never be overfilled.
Christmas is the most beautiful time of the year, so make sure you give it the credit it deserves with the following perfect Christmas captions. Did you get a perfect photo on your winter family vacation? Did you build the perfect snowman and want to show it off to the whole world? Or did you get a great snap while you downhill skied? They also make perfect captions under a Christmas themed photo book. The following Christmas captions are as merry as they are clever.
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Funny Christmas card sayings
We all have come across some nice funny Christmas sayings that have been used over and over again. Here is a new list of unique saying that are not only funny but also worth sharing. Please continue while I take the notes. Am not rushing to get a new hair style for Christmas, I will get one new on the Christmas morning from my bedroom. Anyone who tries to equate men to women, then she has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas gift. Sponsored Links. I hope you like my new Christmas cake recipe.