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Good news, bad news (hilarious medical joke)
Good News Or Bad News?
The bad news is that it seems like that creepy guy might be following you. The bad news is that I have no way to tell you how my double thumb amputation went. The good news is that it went great! The good news is that your three favorite books, movies, and albums of all time have gotta be around here somewhere. The bad news is that last night was the Puppy Rapture. The good news is that the speech was to accept the award for Never Wearing Pants Guy.
Good News: You baptized seven people today in the river. Bad News: You lost two of them in the swift current. Good News: The Women's Guild voted to send you a get-well card. Bad News: The vote passed by Good News: The Elder Board accepted your job description the way you wrote it. Bad News: They were so inspired by it, they also formed a search committee to find somebody capable of filling the position. Good News: You finally found a choir director who approaches things exactly the same way you do.
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