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Genie in a Bottle (Whatever After #9) by Sarah Mlynowski

Be careful what you wish for...

When my brother, Jonah, and I travel through our mirror into the story of Aladdin, were excited. There will be magic lamps and genies granting wishes. Right?


The genie we meet isnt QUITE as helpful as we expected. And if Aladdins wishes dont come true, he wont get to marry the princess and live happily ever after!

Now we have to:
- Escape an enchanted cave
- Find forty buckets of jewels
- Plan a parade
- Learn to fly a magic carpet

Otherwise well run out of wishes... and never get home!
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Published 22.12.2018

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